The Carl Marks Guy is VISTOR NUMBER 69! SKEEZY THE CLAIMS-JUMPING CLAM
by The Carl Marks Guy

Well, I know yew! yOU are wEB SAVVY TRAVLER! you shop were Captain Kirk SAYS, and don't mkae no never-mind about the even CLVEREST new web gimmick, even if it was so clever they wer elike, WE CLIMBED MOUNT CLEVEREST, LIKE SIR HILLARY DUFF, Edmund!!

Well, THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE SO WRONG! beecause HERE is something NEW that will BLOW YOUR NOGGIN CLEAN OFF YOUR HEAD!

Because I, THE CALR MARKS GUY, have an idea that is so awsome it will ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!! A LOT!!! I WAST GOINt to explain it, but I think i ran out of space...so just GO BACK AND FIGURE IT OUT YerSELF, BRO!


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