: A nAME OF TERROR!: A nAME OF TERROR!
Okay, this is your standard video game plot:
"The LADY is kidnapped by the MONSTER! SAVE her you lazy plumber or jack hammer operator or whateve the hell you aRE!! NICE MUSTACHE!"
THis is a nice plot and has worked for several million years. However, they didn't think of turning MAR--i mean, generic hero man!--into a a DAMN LOWLY APE! Requiring him to regain his manhood!!
tHAT is just one of TOKI's little differencES! ASIZE from being TERRIFYING, you are also a monky that can JUMP OR CRAWL, plus SPIT FIRE IN EIGHT DIFFERNT CARDINAL DIRECTIONS!
Fortuantely, TOKI isn't called on to do too much. Between crawling arounc on all fours and blowing fire up green armadillo hinders, he has time to ocme to terms with his MONKEY NATURE. Maybe he can ;earn to peel bananas with his REAR FEET!
WIll toky ever save the lovely MIHO? Only your JUPMING SKILLS CAN COME IN HANDY TOWARDS THE ACHIEVEMANT OF THAT GOAL! Fortunately, there are plenty of SUPREMLY UTILITARIAN ITEMS PROVIDED for Monkey-PROTECTION! like a football helmet! Oh, that's so great. Fortuntely, then Toki is approached by the Green Bay Packers, and gets to run out the clock, winning THE SUPERBOWL! WHO'S MANLY NOW, BASHTAR!!?
Then, of course, you must venture to THE MAGICAL CAVES OF DOOM (seen to the left of this picuture). You can run around as TOKI THE MONKEY thre, plus you have a chance of attaining MYSTICAL MAGIC ENLIGHTENMENT! So, like, that's good.
While it's budhist leanings are right nera the surface, The EXteemly Controversial element that few know is that TOKI THE MONKEY was created by Anit-Gorgia-Bored-of-Education EXTREMESTS, to COUTNERACT there attempt to get EVOLUTION STRUCK FROM THE RECORD! While they can strike at the NINTEDO-PLAYING PUBLIC with such games as Bible Adventures and Teh Great Train Robbery, the TRISKY makers of TOKI THE MONKY were out their, slipping their PRO-EVOLUTIONARY MESSAGE into EVERY CORNER OF THIS GAME! That's right, this game is controversial scientific DYNAMITE! APES CAN BLOW FIRE! LIKE DRAGONS! IN THE TIME LONG AGO BEFORE THEY TURNED INTO DINOSAURS!! oH DEAR JEBUS, MY BRAIN BLEW UP!
So, anyway, I bet we'vea LL Learned something about TOKI THE MONKEY here today. MIHO shall be glad to see him, AN D less so if he doesn't regain his manhood! IF any game needed sevarl endings, AS GOD IS MY WITNSS, THIS IS THAT GAME! There colud be the ending where you become human again AND regain manhood, and then there could be ANOTHER ending, called "UNHAPPY END." THAT one involved regaining manhood too, but uhhhh.....it's a family show, so I can't say it.
UNHAPPY END
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