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SKEEZY THE CLAIMS-JUMPING CLAM

FILM NOIR but PLUS A ZOMIBE- numero TROIS!

If I wsa to write some FLIM NOIR ZOMEBIE MOVIE EVEN more!!
Film Noir Plus A Zombie

numero TROIS

SCION 5:! Somwear in TEH SITY! like LASD TIME

Trenchcoat JOe: :Hey ther, you seen dis lady's unkle!?"

Mystereous Wman: "Uh, you shud INVSTIGATE BETER."

TRENCcoat jo: "Oh, let'z ASK DAT ZOMBIE"

Zombeh: 'GRRR.'

MISTER EOH WOMan: "RUN FOR YER LIFE!"

Trenchcoat Jeo: "I'l plug it wit some bulets from this SHEEPSHAKN!"

Trecncoat Joe's Gun: "BLAM! BLAM! ZBIZKO!"

Zombei: "Zounds! I hav bullet holes in me! But it is of no matter, for I am a zombie!"

Trechcoat Joe: "RUn for it, Erma!"

Mysteroes Wumin: "Dat's not my nayme!"

SCEN 6 OR SOMETHENNG

Oh MESTERIOUS DR. LUSIFER: "Eet is all groin as I ahve plans! Zombehs are shekin up DA WHOLE CITY!

Henchman called RONLAND ALBETROSS: "Oh that plan! bUt wehr'd you get THEM ZOMBIES frum?

Dr. Looseifer: "Teh SEERS-ROBOT CATALOGUE!"

dr. LOSIERFOR AGIN: also "Wher's my PLUMBS? Iwanna bake a CAKE!'

Rlanolodl Albeitross: "H3y, send zombeis for them plubms, why DONCHA?!"

Dr. Lsuflr: "By gum, YOU HIT ON GOOD IDEA.. but den, WHUT GOOD ARYO?"

Rolandoo Burptro: "I kep u up-to-date on teh ARSINO HAWL SHOWE?"

Dr. Lusifer: "Ah yes, that's goot."

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