Rant Pants!

If dere's ONE THING we like hear at SKEEZY TEH ZLMSJUMPING CLAM, it's MONKY. So whut bettar way to SELLIBRATE MUNY than by PITCHIN IDEAS THAT ARE TRADEMARK SKEEZY TEH CLAMESJUMPING CLAM (aka Teh CArlm ARKS GUY) and thT YOU PAY US IF YOUW ANNA DO! INVESTORS AHOY!

Venture Kapital Korner 1:

GAS MASKED WRESTLING FEDERATION!

we AL KNOW dat wun of teh moast PROFIDIBul enterprizes in teh WOLE WOLRD is PROFESSORIAL WRESTLING! after ALl, who DOESN' LIKE IT?

Ane WHOT RESLING is HOTTer than MASKED WRESTLING?! Tahtns write, NOTHINK!!!!!!Ω!!~!. Butt it MAY ORMAY NOT BE tat MASKED WReSLINg is gettin OLÉD!

So da TWENTY FIVE BILLION DOLLAR PAYSOES qwestion: HOW TO SPICE IT UP ALL CALL-YENTIL? like a RED HOT CHILLIN PEPPAR? CAN I USE AN YMORE CAPITALIZATIONS?! MOY GRANDE LETEROS!

Annie weigh.. ON TO DE IDEEEUH:

teh world's fist GAS MASKED WRESLING FEDERATION!

Just TINK ABOUT IT.. it practickley RIGHTS ITSELF: yo can half some BADGUYS.. teh NOBLE GASsES, hoo think ther' BETTER than EVERYBUDY..

they could be NAMED after teh NOBEL GASSES, so you'd get HELIUM, NEON, ARGON, XENON andf uckin "KRYPTON!!" 1 OF TEM COULD BE NAMED "KRYTPON and ter's NUTHIN THAT SUPERMAN COULD DO ABOUTIT (an not just bcuz he's WEEK TO CRYP0TON, but) BECAUZ IT'S A GOLDAN PEROIDICK TABLE ELUMENT!!!!1!CHOOCHOO!!!

ten you could ahv a Mr. Natural.. GAS!. wrasler.. who is KIND OF SMELLY! cuz TEH FANS EAT THOSE FARTS UP!! but NOT LITERALLY! I HOPE TO GAWD!!

An mayb.. hmmm, whatells... WLEL, SOME MORE STUF- LIKE a tagteam called SMOK and MIRORS, wher WUN of dem is all "HEY LOOK AT ME AHM GRATE!' an teh other..uh, DOESN'T SUFFER FROM SMOKE INHALATION CUZ THEY ALL WERE GASMASKS!!!!HELL!

& terhs SO MUSH MORE! see yo NXT TIME for VENTURE KAPITAL KORNER, an as we like to say her,

WHY ARENT YOU GIVIN ME MUNY YET??!

(click her for a form by which you may contact Mr. TEH CARL MARKS GUY for an opportunity to option/venture/be-cheated-by this WUNC IN A LIVETIME VENTER CAPITAL IDEUH OFFAR!) or also mebby click here.