Rant Pants!

Hey ther, it's not ofteen that i aktually SEA an add on thissy-here INTARNEWt, but that day half arrivd! AnD THAT AD = VINDICTUS

It sez, REAL PHYSICS, in REAL FIRSTLY ORDERD WERDS! Zounds, a MMOOPPPGRRPGHPOOPRRPPG! with REAL FIZZIX... let's THINK TOGETHAR 'BOUT WHAT that COULD mean!!!:

1. You can only carry 20-50 pounds of gear and it WON'T DISSAPER INTO UCKFING magic PHONEBOOTH TRENCHCOAT LAND when you're not holdin' it!!! tHE BANDOLEER WILL BE KING!
2. A 150-pound humanooid being HIT in de chest a 10-lb axe swong witH ANY FORS AT ALL WILL BE DEAD. yay no HITPOINTS!! jUST "holy siht, almost dead...oops, dead now"

Truly inovative!!! OH, also i assume NO MAGIC, becuz a wizard SUMMONING ONEHUNDRED THOUSAND THERMS of FIRE out of NOWHERE? WHERE could he DRINK ENUG MILKSHAKS TO CREAT THAT ENERGY? ENERGY CAN'T "b" cerated or DESTROED, it only CHANGZ FORM....so INSTEDDY MANNA POTIONS he's gonna havta EAT A THOUSAND HAMBURGERS. fiting EVEL has nevar BEAN SEW TAZE-TEA!!!

BUTT WEIGHT! but WAIT!!! d'yow soposse it's just EVARQUEST but when you TROW A BAWL it BOUNSES 1/2 the way BAKC UP??? Tat wood be RIDIKILUS!! I awanna seea game wher ANY SWORDBLOW (ha blow) KILLS ANYTHING IT HITS. LICH KING? more like BITCH KING!! (seeing as how SWORD = DEAD and MAGIC = NOT REAL FIXXICS)

My fIXXIC TECHAR WOOD BEE SEW PROWED!!!