SORDS AND SERPINTS!!!!! IV
by The Carl Marks Guy
                                                 
bat
"Wise SOLDIER, I have a question..."
soldier
"Okie dokie there, Shmitty! What's yer question?"
bat
"How can I win ZOMBIE's heart??"
soldier
"Oh, that's a toughie! Let's see..."
bat
"Wait, why did you call me 'Shmitty'?"
soldier
"Why NOT!?"
bat
"Well, my name is BAT, not Shmitty, for starters!!"
soldier
"Do you want my help or no!?"
bat
"Who needs your help!! I'll just imagine you are ZOMBIE!!"
soldier
"Well there, Shmitty; I don't think that will help."
bat
"You know, I still feel kind of hollow."
soldier
"TOLD YOU SO, SHMITTY!!"

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