ECOSYSTME!
MIGHTY BOMB JACK is singel-handledly the cause of my inSATABLE APPETITE for bilogical information! It teaches you all about all kinds of differentn life forms and how it evolves on THE ERATH!
THIs is because EVERY SINGLE ENEMY shows up as one thing, then MUTATES THROUGH MAMNY FORMS, just like all life on this crazy planet we call HOME(y)! |
 | MUMMY: This is the first stage of EVILUTION in the bilogical primer that is MIGHTY BOMB JACK. It turns out thge Egiptians were trying to start life on earth when they burried their old fat rich guys in a big Citgo logo!! |
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PARROT: aFTER being a DAS VALKIN DEAD, VAMPYR!! oops, i mean a MUMMY (mymmi?) for a while, OBviously evluotion takes over and you become a parrot. aN AMAZING PARROT, which don't need to flap around like some fool. IT SCOOTS THROUGH THE AIR WITH ITS WINGS AS FOLDED LIKE A MEAD TRAPPER KEEPER! |
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LOBSTERBUNNYWTF: Ift her'es one thing nature abwhores (HAW!) it's a vacuum, so after the parrot, ALL the animals want to get evolved into next! AND WHO IS MIGHTY BOMB JACK TO STOP THEM? WHO I ASK YOU!!! Did i mention you don't have ANY OFFENSIVE WEPONS IN THIS GAME? That's right, he is NOONE TO STOP THEM. Thus, this thing LIFES. |
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FIREBALL: HEre is where the TRICKY GENUS of MIGHTY BOM JACK, or as I like to call it, BILEOGY 101, rears its tricky head. HOW CAN YOU PROVE FIRE IS NOT ALIVE? If you prick it does it not EAT? And make babies? And what else is life than eating, babies? BOARDEN YOUR MINDS! |
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TURTLEWTF: Some times evolution takesa wrong turn somewhere and ends up in a cul-do-sack. This Turtlewtf is a perfect ilastration of that: CLEARLY the turtle shell si good to keep him protectied, but...MYGOD! NO HEAD! JUST TWO FLIPPERS. And DON'T SAY HE'S JUST A SEETURTLE! that hurts him as a person. |
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DEATH: This represents extinction. Like the exstinktion that seemed sure after the UNWHOLY KAOS THat lead to the evlution of TURTLEWTF. BUT like Jeff Goldberg said, LIFE WILL FIND A WAY, and DEATH IS BUTT A DOOR. Vigo will be back, Jack! & I MEAN the-MIGHTY-to-the-BOMB! |
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GENELOBSTERS: But the craeators of MIGHTY BJOMB JBACK wer very wily. They knew that evolution was an INFINTE process, yet even the best NINTEDO game was finite (except maybe KUNG FU. SYLVIA!). So...HOW to show the unlimited process of evolution? SIMPLE Show the PLASMATE STUFF OF LIFE ITSELF: THE DUBLE HENDRIX GENE MODEL AS DISCOVERED BY WATSON & CRICK. Here the part of the left cytoplasms are taken by a lobster, and in DARING DARWINISM AT ITS BEST, the right mightoplasms are represented by a lobster. IN this manner every living thing that has EVER LIVING THINGED can be shown. MY GOD, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. ok, gotta go poopy, seeya later!! |